Like A Thief, I Will Clean You Out.
It’s a test…

It’s a test…

This is what happens when online relationships finally meet IRL.

This is what happens when online relationships finally meet IRL.

HA!

HA!

lovelylittleobsessions:

Peanut Butter Pretzel Bites
recipe courtesy Foodaphilia
Calorie estimate: 5,000 for complete recipe
Ingredients
1 cup creamy peanut butter
2 tbsp softened butter
1/2 cup powdered sugar (maybe more)
3/4 cup brown sugar (maybe more)
Pretzels
1 bag  semi-sweet chocolate chips
Directions
Combine peanut butter and softened butter in a large bowl with a fork  or  whisk, or in a stand mixer.  Add the sugars and mix to combine.  At  this point if the filling  will roll easily into balls without sticking  to your hands you’re ready  to go.  If not, add a little more of each  sugar until you reach a  consistency that is easy to roll (I used about  3/4 cup of each sugar).
Use a teaspoon measure to scoop the filling.   Roll each portion into  a small ball, then sandwich them between two whole pretzels.   When all  the balls are rolled and successfully sandwiched, stick the  whole tray  in the freezer for about half an hour.
Pour the  chocolate chips into a microwave safe bowl and heat at  30-second  intervals, stirring occasionally until completely melted.   Remove the  pretzel sandwiches from the freezer and quickly dip each  half-way into  the melted chocolate.  Return to the tray and repeat with  remaining  sandwiches.  When all are dipped, return the tray to the  freezer to set  up completely.  Store the sandwiches in the refrigerator  until serving  time.

lovelylittleobsessions:

Peanut Butter Pretzel Bites

recipe courtesy Foodaphilia

Calorie estimate: 5,000 for complete recipe

Ingredients

1 cup creamy peanut butter

2 tbsp softened butter

1/2 cup powdered sugar (maybe more)

3/4 cup brown sugar (maybe more)

Pretzels

1 bag  semi-sweet chocolate chips

Directions

Combine peanut butter and softened butter in a large bowl with a fork or whisk, or in a stand mixer.  Add the sugars and mix to combine.  At this point if the filling will roll easily into balls without sticking to your hands you’re ready to go.  If not, add a little more of each sugar until you reach a consistency that is easy to roll (I used about 3/4 cup of each sugar).

Use a teaspoon measure to scoop the filling.  Roll each portion into a small ball, then sandwich them between two whole pretzels.  When all the balls are rolled and successfully sandwiched, stick the whole tray in the freezer for about half an hour.

Pour the chocolate chips into a microwave safe bowl and heat at 30-second intervals, stirring occasionally until completely melted.  Remove the pretzel sandwiches from the freezer and quickly dip each half-way into the melted chocolate.  Return to the tray and repeat with remaining sandwiches.  When all are dipped, return the tray to the freezer to set up completely.  Store the sandwiches in the refrigerator until serving time.

kaleandcolemakenoms:

or super chocolately chocolate cookies. i’m still looking for name suggestions. it just doesn’t really do them justice to simply say they are chocolate chocolate chip cookies. the flavor is too intense and too mind-blowing for such a title.

needless to say, i’m really happy with these. they are…

collegehumor:

Do Not Disturb Masturbation Sign
This is exactly why no one goes to talk to the professor during office hours.

collegehumor:

Do Not Disturb Masturbation Sign

This is exactly why no one goes to talk to the professor during office hours.

This is the only kind of math my girlfriend likes too.

This is the only kind of math my girlfriend likes too.

This exactly what me and my girlfriend do after every orgasm (although I’m white)…

I just love pussy!!!

Indeed.

Indeed.